December 9, 2009

It's not us, it's you

The Playhouse has officially cut ties with Tiger Woods and will no longer be referring to him as a savior. We contacted one of his representatives this morning, letting him know of our decision.

Cheat on your wife, don't cheat on your wife, it's not for us to say, really. When there are kids in the equation, however, it becomes a different story entirely -- especially when the mistress count hits double digits.

Even so, the straw that broke the camel's back was the revelation that he had a year-long affair with a rather modest looking woman who worked at Perkins, even taking her to his house in Isleworth. Let us say that again: Perkins!!! They have syrup on the table during dinner!

First of all -- and call us elitist if you must -- if you make eight figures a year, what are you doing in a Perkins, let alone doing one of their employees in the same house in which your children are being raised? It's enough to make one sick, and, sadly, it wasn't something we could continue to overlook.

Thanks for the memories, Tiger.


Plays of the Day

Kentucky might be good at the end of the season, but they are nothing to get excited about now despite an 8-0 record. The Wildcats are turnover prone and don't guard consistently. We'll take the experience of UConn this one. UConn pick.

The Cavaliers, who lost last night in Memphis, are 17-2 ATS off a road loss the last two seasons and this year are an impressive 7-0 ATS against winning teams. Cleveland -2.5.

Record to date: 42-39-1 (52 percent)